Darwin's theory may need modification

According to the freshmen science version of Arizonasoo Instrument to Measure Standards, Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution needs to be modified. The only logical explanation that I can reach for this is (drumroll please) JESUS LOVERS! Not only do they put up freakin chapels on every residential AND commercial street, but now they want to change someone's perfectly good theory! Its nothing against their God or Jesus Christ, its just what Darwin thought happened. Maybe he was a Christian! THEY don't know! THEY are just pissed because they don't want to be the retarded offspring of generations of monkeys fucking fish and learning how to throw their own shit at eachother! Who gives a flying fuck about it? Only in Arizona would they put something like that into a standardized test. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a baptized Catholic and I've read the bible cover to cover (which is more that I can say for a good majority of Chino Valley Christians) and although I am not a practicing Catholic, I still respect others peoples views and theories (hint hint.) All im saying is that there should be a limit on the religiuos wack jobs craziness in one area! I mean not only are they putting churches up everywhere (and I mean everywhere!!!), getting their opinions into standardized tests, and standing on numerous street corners and "preaching" gods word. They are taking jobs away from innocent prostitutes! What street corner are they supposed to stand on? Oh wait they don't have one anymore because some crazy people speaking in tongues are there. Sorry Jesus, but I highly doubt this was what you meant by loving your fellow man.